TheCalmDev (Dev J Haldar)

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Your Call Is On Hold

Things you can do while you are on call-waiting:

  • Boil and shell an egg
  • Do a crossword puzzle
  • Grow a new farm on Farmville (if you are still playing it)
  • Troll on Twitter
  • Change TV channels in ascending and descending order
  • Order pizza online, and shuffling choice of pizza base
  • Smoke 2 cigarettes back-to-back
  • Clean every key on your laptop
  • perhaps, kill someone
For demonstrative purpose only

For demonstrative purpose only

In fact, you can do all the above and still hear the ‘goddawful’ music and voice that says “Your call is important to us”.


4 comments on “Your Call Is On Hold

  1. matthew
    October 6, 2015

    kill someone????
    Is that your mother raised you?
    where do you come from?

    • Oh, sorry, if I forgot to mention that my mother raised me to be a contract killer. That line, to be read in context, was meant to be in dark humour. Now, don’t tell me that you haven’t ever said that you feel like ‘killing someone’, ever.

      Thank you for stopping by.

      • Matthew
        October 18, 2015

        Such a shame to be raised as a contract killer.
        Anywho, the answer to your question is NO, to kill someone in joke or phrase is not my forte. And for some reason I did not ever felt like killing anyone. Maybe it is for people who blame a lot and others.
        Best of luck for life and thanks a lot for not killing anyone… if you have not already done so.

  2. Dev J Haldar aka @TheCalmDev
    October 19, 2015

    Your comments make me feel good. You should look up the other posts I have blogged as well. Maybe I get some ‘perspective’ out of them.
    Thank you Matthew.

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