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So, what is your Tooth type?

Off late I have felt that toothpaste adverts are very similar to shampoo adverts. I apologise, if anyone reading this expected a deeper, perhaps existential dilemma that I might be discussing here. This is no less to me, as I punch the keys on my laptop.

Remember the time when one would stand in a supermarket, wondering at a wall of stashed shampoos, whether one’s hair is smooth or oily, damaged or oily and damaged, dry or dry and damaged? The wonderful it all looked as a coloured viscous liquid showed off the ‘miraculous’ results on a ‘model-head’! So, will it be egg or olive; Indian gooseberry (amla) or tea, papaya or acacia - the choices were infinite and as confusing.

Toothpastes now have started doing the same to all consumers, globally. Confuse. Back in the days, when this author was a child, one only heard fluorides. Today, the toothpaste industry rides on many things more. I am presented with the exact insurmountable question each time I have to make a purchase. Salt or Sugar? Micro-blasters or zeolites? Tartar removing or plaque removing? Peppermint or spearmint? Gel or un-gel? Red or blue? Or just white and stripes?  

Oh, the pains we take for the love of pearly whites! Or shiny blacks!

Well done marketers!

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About Dev J Haldar aka TheCalmDev

This is the most difficult part. Professionally, am a radio man and an academic. Personally a dreamer, singer, writer, epicure, traveller, photographer and thinker. And in between, there is a lot of madness...

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9 Responses to “So, what is your Tooth type?”

  1. totally agreed……..kids are so spoilt for choices and ask me questions half of which i hve no answers or clues to .arey yaar each family member wants a diff toothpaste…….”hamarey zamaney mein” bas ek hi toohtpaste hua karti thee….. complicated world wid more complications :( …..

    Posted by vibsbha | November 29, 2011, 17:40
  2. I’ll admit it–I get overwhelmed in the the toothpaste isle! I’d like to think of myself as a fairly quick decision maker too, but for some reason because it’s for the sake of my dental hygiene I panic! I usually just end up going for whatever my mom bought us as kids, as long as its a reasonable price…

    Posted by Stephanie Bennis | November 29, 2011, 18:06
  3. so true Dev . .. this are all marketing gimmicks. . . but it make us look fool out there… remember Colgate as the only toothpaste available earlier . . . please add shaving cream as well… even remember the add by our own Kapil paji Palmolive ka jawab nahi . . .and girls appearing in shaving adds ufff…

    Posted by mobin agha | November 29, 2011, 19:46
  4. i still will never understand the fairness cream ads…… u use it only on the face right and yet the whole body gets fairer…..pity those who buy these creams……. now imagine these cosmetics targetting the teenage groups :( we were never allowed to use a lipstick till i got engaged …

    Posted by vibsbha | November 30, 2011, 05:08
  5. The world we are living in is driven by ‘consumerism’ and the consumers of today are much more pampered, finicky & choosy, when it comes to buying any ‘consumer product’….be it a simple toothpaste to a high-end mobile to a luxury car/apartment. And, when faced with such demanding & informed customers, the marketing strategy is devised carefully so as to cater to the entire gamut of ‘customers’ making every ‘Customer feel that he/she is treated like a KING’.
    It’s a pure case of ‘economics’, where multiple wants are met with multiple products.

    Posted by Hari Achariya | November 30, 2011, 10:19

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